Humor thread....Version 4.69

[BFofAKournikova]

well let's try this humor stuff again....



1st we'll start off with a new kind of cleaners for your monitor...works on all kinds of monitors....crts, flatscreens, etc etc

btw it's good for tvs, mirrors, & windows too!! joker


btw spasibo to Dan (yes Ivana's Dan) for this clip :wow:


http://www.webpark.ru/uploads52/071011/monitor_cleaner.swf

[BFofAKournikova]

angelss

[BFofAKournikova]

joker

[Geode]

Problems in Kiev linked to this :beer

[Geode]

toast

[Geode]

:sarcastic

[Geode]

blablablab

[BFofAKournikova]

European burnout vs Iraqi burnout



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auHO-PnhyS4

:hahaha

[BFofAKournikova]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2_ueohYRhU

joker

[Geode]

:wink

[Geode]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2_ueohYRhU

joker

looks like a Ford truck commercial to techno nerds

[BFofAKournikova]

looks like a Ford truck commercial to techno nerds


actually it's a real Toyota Tacoma commercial that's on tv now

[Geode]

this one is still intact from old humor thread

http://board.mashasworld.com/v368/showpost.php?p=32349&postcount=2

[BFofAKournikova]

this one is still intact from old humor thread

http://board.mashasworld.com/v368/showpost.php?p=32349&postcount=2



yeah because it is not an attachment....it's hosted off my site

[BFofAKournikova]

the most stupid video ever joker

but it made me laugh anyway :p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vsxhoBIKgE

[Geode]

the most stupid video ever joker

but it made me laugh anyway :p



That's Sick!

[BFofAKournikova]

thanks to my chum Lana for sending me this :wow:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

[Geo]

Its time for the funny veg for 2007 :D:D:D:D:D

[BFofAKournikova]

cooly I had forgotten about the funny vegatables

[BFofAKournikova]

lol check out this veggie ad........hammersmas

[BFofAKournikova]

:hahaha

[paskiem]

i can see why she has such a vibrant smile! :D

vegetables are a wonderful thing!

;P

[Geode]

:fire

[Geode]

scrredd

[Geode]

angelfly

[Geode]

pimp

[Geode]

An Eye Test Chart suitable for this forum :flowers

[mteagle]

i would look for a different meal :hahaha

[TevF]

I do love cats but yours really cracked me up Geode.

It's good to laugh.

Thank you.

[BFofAKournikova]

ceiling cat is back :thumbsup

[BFofAKournikova]

:tj.

[BFofAKournikova]

:beer

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:p:p

[BFofAKournikova]

:p:p:p

[BFofAKournikova]

:wow:

[BFofAKournikova]

elephant

[IvanaF]

LOOOOOOL Jamie, ceiling cat is toooooooooo fun!!!!!!!!!! elephant
:D:D:D:D:D:thumbsup:thumbsup:p

[BFofAKournikova]

:banana

[BFofAKournikova]

LOOOOOOL Jamie, ceiling cat is toooooooooo fun!!!!!!!!!! elephant
:D:D:D:D:D:thumbsup:thumbsup:p


glad to see you back on the forum my chumangelfly

[BFofAKournikova]

hammersmas

[BFofAKournikova]

joker

[BFofAKournikova]

angelss

[BFofAKournikova]

:hahaha

[BFofAKournikova]

:wink

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blablablab

[BFofAKournikova]

:wink:wink

[BFofAKournikova]

:hahaha

[BFofAKournikova]

:hahaha:hahaha

[BFofAKournikova]

joker

[BFofAKournikova]

hammersmas

[IvanaF]

Kiss to u my chum!! :)
Cats r sooo fun on that pictures!!! hammersmashammersmashammersmas
Rasta-Kesha :p:p:p:D:D:D

[IvanaF]

Kesha & Dan :D

[Richard]

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Great, the ceiling and Rasta Kesha :beer:beer

Hehehehe needed that after this busy day at work!

[BFofAKournikova]

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Great, the ceiling and Rasta Kesha :beer:beer

Hehehehe needed that after this busy day at work!


glad to help cheer you up! :thumbsup

[Geode]

Kesha & Dan :D

Glad to see you are still taking pictures Ivana.

[BFofAKournikova]

:wow:

[TevF]

Welcome back. Luverly to see you posting again. I hope there will be more. I have had cats for nearly the whole of my life. I can remember having one at 3 years old. Trouble is my doctor says I will be dead by August 21 2009 so I cannot get another. scrredd

[BFofAKournikova]

shootself

[BFofAKournikova]

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/fart006.gif

[BFofAKournikova]

:wow::wow:

[BFofAKournikova]

:banana

[BFofAKournikova]

:wow:

[BFofAKournikova]

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sick016.gif

[BFofAKournikova]

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/eatdrink020.gif

[Geode]

Welcome back. Luverly to see you posting again. I hope there will be more. I have had cats for nearly the whole of my life. I can remember having one at 3 years old. Trouble is my doctor says I will be dead by August 21 2009 so I cannot get another. scrredd

My advise is to not listen to Doctors!!! Get a cat. It will help you live longer! :beer

[Geode]

:wow:

[Geode]

toast

[Geode]

:p:p

[BFofAKournikova]

cat sex



well then can't forget this classic pic then :thumbsup

[Geode]

littleange

[Geode]

elephant

[Geode]

This one is for Chris! :tj

[BFofAKournikova]

:beer

[BFofAKournikova]

hey this pic looks familiar ;)

http://planetsmilies.net/smoking-smiley-7554.gif

[thunderfoot256]

I'm not really a cat fan but these pics are really funny. nice! :thumbsup
Rastacat :hahaha

[BFofAKournikova]

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/signs147.gif

[BFofAKournikova]

:wow:

[Geode]

:hahaha

[Geode]

:banana

[Geode]

Pint of Kitty

[Geode]

:cool:

[BFofAKournikova]

lol.....Ronald McDonald the asshole

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=634514477

[Geode]

* Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

* The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

* Only one person in 2 billion will live to be 116 or older.

* The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

* Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.

* Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

* Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all the same sex.

* Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming one-tenth of a calorie.

* In England, the speaker of the house is not allowed to speak.

* Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building, it has about 30 percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the 20th floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

* Ben and Jerry's send the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed. Pigs love the stuff, except for Mint Oreo.

* The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

* If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The head picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

* Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

* Sylvia Miles had the shortest performance ever nominated for an Oscar with "Midnight Cowboy." Her entire role lasted only six minutes.

* The phrase "sleep tight" derives from the fact that early mattresses were filled with straw and held up with rope stretched across the bed frame. A tight sleep was a comfortable sleep.

* Playing cards were issued to British pilots in World War II. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.

* To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, scrredd push your thumbs into its eyeballs -- it will let you go instantly.

* If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

[BFofAKournikova]

here is the ultimate gun made just for Chris!! :wow:

[BFofAKournikova]

another gun chris got for christmas! :beer

[BFofAKournikova]

matching handgun!

[Geode]

The Top 16 Signs Your Cat is Overweight

16. Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
15. Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
14. Always lands on her spleen.
13. Fewer calls to the fire department, but a sudden upsurge in broken branches.
12. Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
11. No longer cleans itself unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
10. Rosanne fits through your kitty door without the aid of lubricants.
9. Catfood dish replaced with Rush Limbaugh trough.
8. Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pants suit.
7. It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
6. "Steals breath" from all five quintuplets, simultaneously.
5. Larry King keeps trying to kiss it full on the lips.
4. Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
3. He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.
2. Enormous gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.


and Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Overweight...


1. Has more chins than lives.

[Geode]

toast

[Geode]

:eek:

[BFofAKournikova]

hammersmas

[BFofAKournikova]

:beer

[BFofAKournikova]

:wow:

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hammersmas

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:):)

[Geo]

A Bad day ?

[Geo]

Bad Day 2 !!!!

[BFofAKournikova]

LOL!!

great stuff Geo!! hammersmas

[BFofAKournikova]

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.




Only in America ......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. hammersmas




Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.




Only in America ......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.




Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.




Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.




Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


:wow::wow::wow:

[BFofAKournikova]

EVER WONDER ....


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?




Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?




Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?




Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?




Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?




Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?




Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?




Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?




Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?




Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?




Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?




You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!




Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?




If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?




If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


hammersmashammersmashammersmas

[Geo]

:beer:beer:beer:beer

[Geo]

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

[Geo]

elephantelephantelephant

[Geo]

pimppimppimp

[Geo]

hammersmashammersmashammersmas

[mteagle]

hammersmashammersmashammersmas
peacepeacepeacesouthpark
a true friend is one that may be away !!!!but is never forgottin' :)
for memories of true friends last forever :thumbsup

!!!! pimpsouthpark
"So tell me ???:confused::confused:
Just what was the reward for the most profitable COW ?????southparkhammersmas
A one way ticket to Ronald Mc Donald's ,hammersmas
southpark Thats what :beer:beer:beerdoggydoggytoast:tj

[BFofAKournikova]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-communist-cat-party.jpg

[BFofAKournikova]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-cat-surfing-net-wrong.jpg

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http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-australian-bobsled-team-koalas.jpg

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http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-white-kitten-deep-floor.jpg

[BFofAKournikova]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-orange-cat-poop-outside-window.jpg

[BFofAKournikova]

peace

[BFofAKournikova]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-beaver-cant-hear-you.jpg

[BFofAKournikova]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-black-cat-coke-box.jpg

[BFofAKournikova]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-kitten-shook-soda.jpg

[BFofAKournikova]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-pirate-cat-grimaces.jpg

[BFofAKournikova]

Apparently he was found in Arkansas cooking and dealing meth.......

[BFofAKournikova]

:tj .

[BFofAKournikova]

pimp

[BFofAKournikova]

hammersmas

[BFofAKournikova]

:wow:

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:wow:

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:wow:

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pimp

[BFofAKournikova]

hammersmas

[BFofAKournikova]

workingcom

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pimppimp

[BFofAKournikova]

:cool:

[BFofAKournikova]

:thumbsup

[BFofAKournikova]

:):)

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hammersmas

[BFofAKournikova]

:wow:

[BFofAKournikova]

:thumbsup

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:cool:

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hammersmas

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pimp

[BFofAKournikova]

blablablabblablablab

[BFofAKournikova]

:wow:

[BFofAKournikova]

:):)

[IvanaF]

:thankyou:thankyou:thankyou
Aaaaaaa!!! That's too fun, Jamie!!! ))))
Thxxxx for pics!!!!!! ))
Love Ya my chum!! toast

[BFofAKournikova]

there is always more pics my chum! :wow:

[BFofAKournikova]

hammersmas

[BFofAKournikova]

:wow:

[BFofAKournikova]

pimp

[BFofAKournikova]

:thumbsup

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hammersmas

[sashablonde]

My BUSINKA can drive car:) toopimpdoggydoggydoggydoggy

[SashaForEver]

Lol. Sweet Businka!!!

[Geo]

My BUSINKA can drive car:) toopimpdoggydoggydoggydoggy


madbammadbammadbam doggydoggydoggydoggy :eek::eek::eek:

[sashablonde]

LOL Geo. You are the best designer . Muah ,kiss,celuiu.turnass:sandm

[BFofAKournikova]

this clip is so funny!!!



thanks to our lovely Ivana for the clip!! :wow:



http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY

[Darius]

David Blain!!!!workingcom:beer:beer

[BFofAKournikova]

more of the hilarious Blaine clips :wow:



http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=XHbYTm8U1v8

[BFofAKournikova]

:wow:

[BFofAKournikova]

workingcom