Humor Thread part 33.3

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:hahaha

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duck hunt in Vietnam :p
http://sexslaveofannakournikova.net/vietnamduckhunt.gif

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Smokey the Bear's guide of plants

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:hahaha

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wanna learn some basic chinese?

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:thumbsup

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:hahaha

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shootself

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:hahaha :hahaha

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:wow:

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"Help!! I'm sinking!!!"

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look what duzt caused by deleting the original humor thread....

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a classic repost from a previous humor thread....

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here's a panda chris would love :p

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I think someone did a little too much partying last night....

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chris didn't tell us he got himself a kitten...joker

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USA's last line of defense in case of an invasion....

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boobies

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:wow:

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hammersmas

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another one of the last line defenders for America...

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:wow:

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hammersmas

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workingcom

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bbye

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:thumbsup

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:wow: :wow:

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:p :p

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:hahaha

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blablablab

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:p :p :p

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toast

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hammersmas

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:beer

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:tj :tj :tj

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elephant

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workingcom

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:wink

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:hahaha

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:thumbsup

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:cool:

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toast

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workingcom

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:hahaha :hahaha :hahaha

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joker

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joker joker

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:fire

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:wink

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:) :)

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bbye

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peace

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boobies

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joker

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pimp

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I have to repost this classic....

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......because it relates to this.....:p

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:beer

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invisible rope.....lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_15G4Y11dY

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Why females should avoid girls night out after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. 'I promise!' were
my
last words.
Well, the hours passed and the Margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for
our
respective homes. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock
in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another
9 times.

I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted
solution to cover my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed ... 3
cuckoos
plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos .. MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
midnight.

He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything and continued to read the
morning paper.

Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, 'I think we might need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked
him why, he said,
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh,shit,'

cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and
farted.'

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:eek:

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Watch out for this scam. Police say that the gang usually comprises four members, one adult and three younger ones.

While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their "mark" (or intended target) with a show of friendliness, the fourth -- the eldest -- sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle through his or her pockets and purses or bags for any valuables being carried.

The attached picture taken from CCTV shows the gang in operation.

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Must be part of your gang, BFeveryone. I lost my watch to this scam this spring in Fort Walton Beach!

nope my gang is comprised of boxers puppies :wow:

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hammersmas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FzlTzpt20I

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Important Lessons from Veterinary School

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their
first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor
started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you
not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example,
the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of
the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead
and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked
out, hesitated for several minutes.

But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the
dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor
looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to
pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid."

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joker

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:hahaha

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:wow:

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joker

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hammersmas

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:hahaha

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:) :)

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:p :p

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:wow:

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:wink

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Masha and Sasha are walking in nature.
Sudenly Masha says: "Look, Look, a dead bird !"
And Sasha looks into the sky and says:
"Where ? Where ?"

hammersmas hammersmas hammersmas

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Masha and Sasha are walking in nature.
Sudenly Masha says: "Look, Look, a dead bird !"
And Masha looks into the sky and says:
"Where ? Where ?"

hammersmas hammersmas hammersmas

Masha must be talking to herself :hahaha :hahaha :hahaha :hahaha

:music :music :music

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:hahaha

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:) :)

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:wow:

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:wink

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this cat thinks same as mejoker

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:) :) :)

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hammersmas

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:p :p

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:wow: :wow:

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:wow:

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:beer

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:hahaha

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Jeez Jamie you crack me up :wow: And that last pic :thumbsup

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:wow:

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right on geode:thumbsup

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:hahaha

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:hahaha :hahaha

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:wow:

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:p :p

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:):)

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joker

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:banana

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I luvz theze kats :D

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Reason for I-net problems in Kiev

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angelfly

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:hahaha

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joker

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:shy

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:):)

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:wink

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hammersmas

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joker

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:hahaha

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bump..............