Steffi
2006-05-07, 01:33 PM
I don't know if the girls are ever bored enough to read the board, but if they are, maybe Sasha and Dasha will be able to improve their English vocabulary with these unusual English definitions:
Antelope (verb): to run off with your mother’s sister.
Circumstantial (noun): circumcision on a really big baby.
Collonade (noun): fizzy enema.
Diarrhoea (noun) a very unattractive bottom.
Dictator (noun): hilariously shaped, edible tuber.
Dipthong (verb): to wash a lady's undergarment.
Hormone (noun): the sound a prostitute makes when she's not been paid.
Hobnob (noun): cooking accident often suffered by nudists.
Homophobe (noun): strong dislike of The Simpsons.
Honeydew (noun): women who regularly arrive late for appointments.
Innuendo (noun): Italian suppository.
Intercontinental (noun): person who has wet themselves all over the world.
Labiate (verb): to perform cunnilingus.
Laminate (verb): to artificially inseminate a sheep.
Limpet (noun): male who has trouble getting an erection.
Lobster (noun): colloquial term for a female who ejaculates during orgasm.
Mantrap (noun): sexual favour used by women to obtain money from men.
Mastiff (noun): mass erections induced by watching Ivana undressing.
Menopause (n): break in ladies' conversation to allow men to get a word in edgeways.
Minjita (noun - slang): an Indian lesbian.
Misfit (noun): an attractive young woman.
Mislay (noun): a brazen or promiscuous young woman.
Multilingual (noun): engaging in cunnilingus with multiple partners.
Outage (noun): process of exposing a Gay politician.
Propaganda (noun): a wooden support for one-legged male geese.
Rapscallion (noun): Black, American spring onion.
Rectitude (noun): Precise angle at which a rectal thermometer should be inserted.
Testator (noun): a male who is constantly adjusting his genitalia.
Titillate (noun): delayed onset of female puberty.
Titular (noun & adjective): busty woman.
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Antelope (verb): to run off with your mother’s sister.
Circumstantial (noun): circumcision on a really big baby.
Collonade (noun): fizzy enema.
Diarrhoea (noun) a very unattractive bottom.
Dictator (noun): hilariously shaped, edible tuber.
Dipthong (verb): to wash a lady's undergarment.
Hormone (noun): the sound a prostitute makes when she's not been paid.
Hobnob (noun): cooking accident often suffered by nudists.
Homophobe (noun): strong dislike of The Simpsons.
Honeydew (noun): women who regularly arrive late for appointments.
Innuendo (noun): Italian suppository.
Intercontinental (noun): person who has wet themselves all over the world.
Labiate (verb): to perform cunnilingus.
Laminate (verb): to artificially inseminate a sheep.
Limpet (noun): male who has trouble getting an erection.
Lobster (noun): colloquial term for a female who ejaculates during orgasm.
Mantrap (noun): sexual favour used by women to obtain money from men.
Mastiff (noun): mass erections induced by watching Ivana undressing.
Menopause (n): break in ladies' conversation to allow men to get a word in edgeways.
Minjita (noun - slang): an Indian lesbian.
Misfit (noun): an attractive young woman.
Mislay (noun): a brazen or promiscuous young woman.
Multilingual (noun): engaging in cunnilingus with multiple partners.
Outage (noun): process of exposing a Gay politician.
Propaganda (noun): a wooden support for one-legged male geese.
Rapscallion (noun): Black, American spring onion.
Rectitude (noun): Precise angle at which a rectal thermometer should be inserted.
Testator (noun): a male who is constantly adjusting his genitalia.
Titillate (noun): delayed onset of female puberty.
Titular (noun & adjective): busty woman.
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